Easy Contest

PSYCH!!!!!!! The title is a LIE!!!!!!!!!!!! You must do ninety pull-ups and seventy push-ups within three minutes, serve a person a 12-course meal including eggs, bacon, steak, water, soda, Jell-O, Cookies, and milk. The rest of the ingredients are your choice. Then, draw a shiny Zekrom and make an edible Reuniclus out of Cheese! Then, sing the whole song of Free Bird without any background music or looking at the lyrics. After that, dive into a pool wearing a shirt size 2 and a bathing suit size 4. Finally, you must punch your laptop and then you will be rewarded as King of the Killers, because all of this hates Mother Earth!